
lauren|lihui
NTU-NIE Undergrad
Twenty
09 june
NTU ODAC
HC Canoe
Anderson SJAB
I will figure this one out on my own.
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Still remember e days when ur email inbox is spammed wid silly forwards n chain letters? Now ppl no longer bother bout emails except maybe to send proposals, pw project files, agendas, trng programmes n likes of it... Dun u miss receiving those childish emails frm ur frens once in awhile? ========================================== . meiping sent me this email... stupid but some facts r amazing=)) . pls dun curse me for wasting ur time reading it. im just bored lah. . -------------------------------------------------------------------- If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. ` (Hardly seems worth it.) . --------------------------------------------------------------------- If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. ` (Now that's more like it!) . --------------------------------------------------------------------- The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. ` (O.M.G.!) . -------------------------------------------------------------------- A A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. ` (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) . -------------------------------------------------------------------- A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) ` (I'm still not over the pig.) . --------------------------------------------------------------------- Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour ` (Don't try this at home,maybe at work) . --------------------------------------------------------------------- The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ` ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!") . -------------------------------------------------------------------- The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. ` (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?) . -------------------------------------------------------------------- The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. ` (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond? ) . -------------------------------------------------------------------- Some lions mate over 50 times a day. ` (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) . -------------------------------------------------------------------- Butterflies taste with their feet. ` (Something I always wanted to know.) . ------------------------------------------------------------------- The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. ` (Hmmmmmm......) . ------------------------------------------------------------------ Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. ` (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) . ----------------------------------------------------------------- Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. ` (okay, so that would be a good thing) . --------------------------------------------------------------- A cat's urine glows under a black light. ` (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) . -------------------------------------------------------------- An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. ` (I know some people like that.) . -------------------------------------------------------------- Starfish have no brains. ` (I know some people like that too.) . -------------------------------------------------------------- Polar bears are left-handed. ` (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer) . -------------------------------------------------------------- Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. ` (What about that pig??) . -------------------------------------------------------------- Alright, told u its kindda lame.. . haha, anyway i was told tt im PRETTY by a customer today=D . but crap, when u work in town- out of e 10 girls u see shopping, 5 r pretty n 3 r hot. which leaves only 2 fat/too thin/ugly ones. . i feel like some girl yet to undergo puberty, cos seriously even 14 yr old girls hav bigger boobs den me. or maybe dey just wear funny things inside 0.o i just saw this bunch of sec 2 girls..whaogoodnessgracious. dey look super mature..kids grow up too fast these days... where had all e tight waisthigh skirts,kneelength socks, mushroom hair gone to? . haha, dun care! n pardon me for this really random post.. cos i know i wun be like touching e comp for e next 4,5 days to come. its gonna be work work work trng trng trng. . anywayanyway, i just read e classblog.zhiyun's post. e class looks so happy:) really happy. =============================================== |
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i posted an ultra long n touching entry just now, n darn blogger! my post just disappeared! so i shall RETYPE everything..*ROARS* ========================================= HELLO HELLO! . im finally able to blog aft such a looong time=D . had been posted to e branch at IMM. goodness i din know jurong was so happening, theres many many new shops at e extended mall n sales been gd. . but travelling time is awful, it takes say at least one n half hr to get there. so every morning i wake up at 7am n reach home at 12pm. . wait! n u know wad, moshi is located in btw 2 whole rows of food chains.dammmit! macdonalds,long john's, mosburger,fish n co, cafe cartel, ajisen`` can u imagine e torment i went thru staring at ppl indulge in these delicacies, while i stood there wid necklaces,rings,n bracelets. ALL INEDIBLE!! . haha, but theres this whole row of capsuletoy machine nxt to e shop. n my colleague whos errm a 26yr old married lady, she actually spent $14++ turning those made-in-china inflatable toys. *faints* =============================================== nvm food aside, 4 days of consecutive full shifts had totally drained e life outta me. n today`s finally my day off!*grinningface* . i was so looking forward to trng today, i can practically feel all e fats n cellulite depositing emself in my tummy n flabby arms! & i SWEAR i turned on all e 5 alarms in my handphone n set e 2 alarm clocks, . buttt darrrnnnn! i overslept! n i actually woke up at 10 plus =(( sry teammates.... i actually promised not to let working affect trng... u guys hav been SORELY MISSED alright!!!!!! . n my fbt's been thru a tough ordeal, wonder why nicholas chose to pass it to yihang of all ppl=P but thanks anyway, i'll tell everybody u'r a helpful man! . haha.n i swam today wid aunties n uncles in tp... dammit it rained just aft 30 mins=( =================================================== . NOTICE to jingles: . 11 nov SENTOSA date has been CONFIRMED! :D . everybody is tentatively freeeee on tt day!! finally a proper get together! . -meet at ard 2pm on sat at harbourfront mrt. -come in shorts n razorbacks for nice tann (lol.or u can choose to come in bikini like mone! HOTNESS:D) -i'll bring sunblock! (for yc) -somebody bring a ball n frisbee!!!!!! (who?who!) -haha. n i trust bels n mone to bring camera alright. -i wanna stay to watch e musicalfountainshow, dinner anybody?? . yupyup, tts all for now! lets work on e details ltr on! . meanwhile ppl work hard on ur op this coming week! JIAYOU man! . loads of love frm lihui e L*****(u-know-wad)haha. ============================================ . well well... i assure u e bimbotic part is over.. ` just feel like saying sth regarding e last post... . i really meant no harm to anybody alright.. its just tt i was feeling real down n needed to, u know talk bout it.. . but funny thing is despite there being 200 over contacts on msn, there doesnt seem to be anybody whom i tink understand, or lets say whom i wan to let understand. . im just not ready to bare my soul to anybody anymore. . sometimes i really admire bels for her courage to pour all her feelings into her blog. not being afraid to let ppl all know how n wad shes feeling. i guess its a matter of trust maybe.. n yea girl, we'r all here for u no matter how long e sadness lingers at e back of ur mind... we'r all just a call away:] . n yingqun's post sort of caught me off guard, he actually was afraid tt i'd be angry wid his remarks... but i think it shows tt he cared=) . n serene i saw ur tag. haha.though im like mean to u almost everytime, u're still a v nice fren i can tell.at least u remembered to collect ws for me=) . n waikuan...though ur "r u alright?" msgs r short. `recall tt day when u tot im sick but its actually cos i ponned` dey mattered.really =) . n clar actually sent me this email tt day she saw me at assembly looking zonked out. im really awed by how astute n sensitive she is=) . =============================================== sometimes when u stumble and fall. e pain is searing & u just feel like crying. instinctively u start blaming others ard u for not helping u up. you get too busy being disappointed in others for not being there, so much tt u forgot, how u'd once let others experience e similar sense of helplessness. so much tt u forgot, nobody made u lose ur footing, but yourself. so much tt u cease to remember tt u can, yes you can get back on ur feet agn by yourself. =============================================== ` im not trying to sound all depressed or sucidal, in fact i find my life rather meaningful now.. cant wait for so many things to happen! . n yea, just wanna remind everybody to cherish wads left of our 17th yr! cos nxt yr we'll be 18 n things wun be e same agn=( . so do wad u wanna do n wad u tink u should do during this 2 mths! . please please DUN bumm ur dec hols away. let this hols be a meaningful n fulfiling one alright! ============================================== . n take this chance to go out wid ur family! i just realised tt BOTH my parents haven stepped into a cinema for TWENTY years! while ive been watching countless movies while popping popcorns into my mouth.. . so im gonna bring e whole family out for a nicenice movie n hav a nice dinner at crystal jade! (just got my pay! =)) feels great to earn ur own money! ) . last yr when i got my pay.. i'd been overwhelmed wid my greddy wants tt i neglected all these=(( bought my own handphone,schoolbag n new clothes. but i'd forgotten bout e 2 person who had been slogging for me all these yrs... . selfish me! . i tink im gonna bring my ulu parents to eat all e good food! everytime we go out to eat, i'll be foodcourt..kopitiam n hawker centres. my mum doesnt even know wads a pizza-_-!!! ============================================= tata. i shall go slp early before i miss trng tmr agn! . machritchie see you tmr!=D |
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